Walt: When you in with your head turned, ass first…everybody’s going “Pussy.”
Bryan: It just wasn’t graceful?
Walt: Everybody’s going “Pussy,” but if you go in…
Bryan: Did you hear anybody go “Pussy”?
Walt: Yeah.
Bryan: Really?! Who?
Walt: Me.
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Walt: People were going like, I think people were even stopping to shoot because they were so stunned by this fucking, this movement.
Bryan: “What’s he doing?!”
Walt: With this defense of like, “What is this guy doing?” Closed eyes, mouth open, stick out to the side, and ass first.
Bryan: So many situations in my life can be summed up like that.
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Walt: I can’t move, yeah. I only got one good leg so I’m running around on one leg and it’s just fucking so annoying. I want to do something and I can’t do it.
Bryan: Yeah, me too. But for me that thing was breathing. Because I kid you not, two minutes of hard play, like running around, and I was – I can’t catch my breath.
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Bryan: His Wikipedia page was updated by someone who wasn’t me, I promise you – I’m not that self-promotional nor clever, where someone went into his page and said that he was a friend of mine. And the part that I thought was funny was “Mark Consuelos met Bryan Johnson at the Cop Out premiere party where the two had a pleasant conversation.”
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